I have (or always have been) become a very boring person. Please help.

start doing coke and making street art.

I think truly boring people never worry about being boring. so I think you're safe, better hold off on the coke.

well that's pretty boring

You're not boring.

thank you annabelle lee/cordula de prey. (I miss your old name)

Yeah, Vegas was SUPER boring. I mean, yeah you walk around and get a pocketful of pictures of naked ladies just being there and they have margaritas the size of bazookas... but unless you like clubs or gambling and have a gazillion dollars, there isn't much to do.

I'm not THAT boring, I guess, but I think it feels that way because I live it daily. It would be a whole new and interesting experience for me to go to school and behave myself.

Become a comedian! I was way more boring before I became a comedian...

...of course, now I talk about comedy all the time, which is kind of boring. And then there was that time I was depressed for a year and a half, and I was pretty boring then...

Okay, okay, I'm boring. You have any advice on how to save me from this fate?

Let's see. I should get out more but there are no bars near my college because it's...well, it's in a small town that was completely dry until a year ago. However, I live near Columbus, which has tons of bars, but I can't really drink because I'd have to DRIVE home. And then there's the whole money issue.

However, I don't think I'm that boring, but it just seems like I'm interested in dorky things like...oh I don't know, feminist literature and silly history channel documentaries and Christian mysticism. Seems like everyone I meet is bored by those things soo...

I agree with Super. Find the people who are interested in the same things you are, and I guarantee that they'll find you fun and interesting too. Some people think that knitting is boring, but my knitting buddies think it's awesome. Find and make friends that would love to have a cup of coffee and argue about fem lit, and you're good to go.