It's time again for "Ask TWIGBy Anything"
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Is it true that you were the product of an unholy union between the God of Indie Rock and the Goddess of Video Games?
@celiss gravel phro wordpower shit what exactly are the bases again? i've either batted a double or a triple depending on your defintion these days... (touched her cooter!!)
@el indio be exceedingly nice or mean (or i my case, BOTH), NO MIDDLE GROUND
@snowsuit dave i wish it was the other way around so i could say that I was in fact the offspring of Shigeru Miyamoto and Kim Deal
What was the worst movie of the last 5 years, and how would you have fixed it?
@Twigby - You can! That also explains how you're so Asian and yet so not.
@-j Beowulf, it coudl've been fixed by 1.) not being fucking stupid 2.) done with real actos
seriously, Zemeckis has to get off the CG Rotoscoping mess he's been invested in for the last 8 years, it only make CREEPY LOOKING PEOPLE
cooter is not the worst. what about "cock pocket" or "squish mitten"?
@pepper - ok, you win. More to the point, "squish mitten" does.
"cock pocket" sounds like "hot pockets"
30 second in the microwave, READY TO SERVE *splort*
Who would win in a fight, a coked up Frankenstein monster or a coked up wolf man?
@corey i don't want it scalding hot for my wang, less i want wang burns
@ginger just matthew of GTI really, maybe Morrissey
@hotrod see this is a question of who benefits more from being coked up, while naturally frankie has a mosntorous (PUN INTENDED) strength advantage he gains little from the speed boost he gets from being "coked up" while wolfman will go the proverbial "ape shit" and beat frankenstein on isnane speed alon
@dr. robbie i'm an attention whore

mind you i'm only at work for 20 more minutes, am going out for wings right after work and when I get home I'm probably downloading 6 new Rock Band songs and playing through them, so I may not get to your questions quickly, which means i pickd a shit time to post this thread.
ASK AWAY.