remember that date i had? turns out he's an asshole. raise your hand if you're surprised... oh so nobody? yeah.
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How is it, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, that all you girls keep running into assholes? Are they just extremely numerous? Are they exceptionally good at camouflaging themselves?
It just doesn't seem right or fair that you would be consistently subjected to that.
i'm trying to summarize as concisely as possible for you guys.
1. he did not make it to my birthday celebration, with valid reason, but also did not apologize or wish me a happy birthday.
2. he canceled our plans twice last week
3. we went out last night and he apparently got butthurt about some joke i made and left me at the show and took a cab home
4. then he texted me angrily instead of oh, maybe talking to me like a grown human?
5. today he acted like i was insane for not wanting to accept that sort of behavior and actually called me a sheep and crazy.
maybe he meant to say "chip"
like, "you remind me of a dorito chip. hot and spicy"
'cept it comes out like "you remind me of a doreeto sheep, hot and shpicy"
@sharon: yeah, he's alternately a whiny girl and a 45% less evil version of my crazy stalker ex.
@el indio: he has neither of those things. he was cool at first... but now? no thanks.
@macelainey: yes! because i believe in politeness and have concern for what my friends think of certain things.
Man, some people are certainly crazy. Those people should stop being so crazy.
That is crazypants. When I think 'sheeplike,' you never come to mind.
DAMN YOU AND YOUR NICENESS TO YOUR FRIENDS HA.
i know. i totally can't believe it. i want to punch his mouth.
man am i glad i didn't put out.
[That's right, assholes of the world. Keep lowering her standards...]
But yeah, sorry Peps. You're not a crazy sheep. You are amazing and I heart you.
thanks johnny cuppin cakes.
my standards just keep on rising now... every thing they do wrong is another thing i add to the list of NOT OK.
he ditched you while you were out together?! wtf.
also, not wishing a happy bday and texting/IM his anger... that's classic assholonic behavior.
I really need to hang around this site more often. I'm just now hearing this, two days later. Sorry to hear it went south on you - but at the very least, you still have Leonard Nimoy and the Rabbi Julius, who may be strange, but at least they'll never be assholes :)
that's what i'm saying! i'd rather have weird cats and occasionally have to pull string out of their butts than deal with a crazy man.
We still need to plan a Magic Mountain trip before my annual pass runs out.
when does that happen? end of the year? because i'm totally booked until november but we could do it then?
Yeah, I think it's the end of the year. I'm down for some chilly November fun times.

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