The Return of the Anon Thread

i have the hugest crush on cordula de prey but i don't think she knows who i am

"When people have crushes on Cordula, it makes me think I should keep them away from my 12 year old little sister. "

"there are none so blind as those who will not see"

"Who the hell is tegan and why should I care?"

I'm tempted to take a risk, but I just can't do it.

"I think Phro is actually amazing, I would join her fan club. [phro did not write this] "

"I haven't masturbated in over two weeks."

"Happy birthday, Giu!"

Aww.

"Gui sucks."

i assume they meant giu, which is incorrect.

(nonanon) No one posted my SEXY one and I'm getting irritated by this big fail of a thread.

"kaizen is a japanese word that means continuous improvement... or in the business world, "Cutting jobs to keep profits up""

mo kaizen mo problems

"And so there I was, knee deep in a kindergartner when my clown nose fell off.... "

"I want Ghostie bent over a table, ass up in the air, her panties around her ankles."

Also, who is speaking of Kaizen? Is someone here my coworker?

"I hate bleeding out of my vagina and would like, sometimes, to be a man."

Ok, seriously, only one thing I have posted on the anon has made it here. You guys do NOT know how to play the game. You are like the greedy Wall Street guys and houseflippers, ruining it for the rest of us.

" Hi! God Loves You and he sent his son Jesus Christ to Die for your sins.
If you believe that he is the one true god and believe that through Jesus' death and resurrection all our sins are forgiven and that he is the only way to god and heaven you can be saved.
All it takes is a simple prayer something like this...

Dear God,
I know I am a sinner.
I know I have done wrong in your sight.
I believe that you sent your son Jesus to die on the cross
for my sins. I want to accept that free gift of forgiveness and
to come to heaven to be in your glory when I die.
I ask that you forgive me of all my sins and come and be a part of
my life.
In Jesus Name,
Amen "

WOMP WOMP

"Happy birthday, giu. Now show us your boobs."

"I detest about 50% of the people on this site. "

Again?! Who's cheating?!

"Gary is a 22 balding short man, looking for a troll to bed down with."

"touch my body mariah carey. you die now. please go teabag the next in line.
ughh. i hate that song. i am sure you do too. or you are an asshole who LOVES it so much and cant help but dance like a retarded three year old with asbergers syndrome while his bum is being pricked with tacks and priests cocks.

ughhh. i am gonna go throw up now."

"it's like the best feeling and the worst feeling at the same time and it makes you feel nauseous but kind of in a good way. anyway, be glad it hasn't happened to you. i think. "

CANDYYYY CANEEEEE!

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!!

"i hate my boss and my head been hurting for the past 2 days. Do u think it hurts because of him? I do or maybe it's beacuse somebody braided mu hair too tight"

omg classic

gimme summa dem nuggetz

NUGGETZ YUS

"please tell me you love me "

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OKAY I SHALL

Celisse is really pretty.

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It's true.

"i want some flapjacks for dinner."

I want bacon for some reason.

"I'm a MILF. It's a shame but I can't seem to get over it... It's just, I like it too much and it all happened so suddenly when my boyfriend left me."

^I wish that a lot too.

"Phro is fat like a hungry, hungry hippo."

I bet the person that said "Go Team Drama!" posted this.

"i'd love to fuck anonymous. hard."

YOU'RE IN LUCK!

"No Carlo, I did not call Phro a hippo. I just said go team drama, because that is what this is going to turn into. If it wasn't going to turn into drama, I don't think the thread would be so popular.
I have nothing mean to say about anyone actually. I am just here to read what happens. It has been a slow day, and I just want to be amused."

Well hey thanks.

I havent said anything mean about anyone either, for the record. and I am being 100% serious. I learned my lesson last time.

"No Carlo, I did not call Phro a hippo. I just said go team drama, because that is what this is going to turn into. If it wasn't going to turn into drama, I don't think the thread would be so popular.
I have nothing mean to say about anyone actually. I am just here to read what happens. It has been a slow day, and I just want to be amused."

Can we put the kibosh on hippo-calling? Really?

"Once upon a time I walking around the house in my birthday suit, walked through the conservatory and right in front of the gardener I didn't know we had. .___.; "

What?

Hello, I hope you are having a good day today!
Also, spinach is not blue, contrary to popular thought.

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Shit. I'm color blind.

It is raining outside right now and I don't have anything to do right now. I hope you think that is interesting. Actually it isn't so here is something interesting: God loves you. You can go to heaven, ask somebody about it sometime. Check out the bible its got some cool imformation in it.

"Krissyjo is on my "I'd switch" list."

Uh oh!

"i dont like computers that much"

me either, buddy.

"There should be more people talking about me."

Hi butter twigby!

This revolution starts when you're moving. Don't even step to me unless you plan on losin'. Not here to brag. Not here for thrills. I'm here to battle, baby. I dance to kill.
Fallin', shaking like a leaf, buckling at the knees. Stop dragging your feet. Time to go all in. Time for standing tall. Move to kill them all. No win, lose, or draw. Get your back off the wall.

" "KrissyJo? I'd hit it."

"Krissyjo is on my "I'd switch" list."

I'm krissyjo and I approve these messages. "

I'd vote for this campaign message.

Me for President! Back off Palin!

(not anon... haha)

I'm not worth the trouble

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Sure you are, anon.

It's been a VERY long time since I've gotten what in my personal life.

'i am sick of holding onto my v card, but can't decide if losing it now is worth the slutty reputation tomorrow."

ooh.

" boredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored
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Someone's keeping all mine.

"I came really close to rearending someone with a "Vote Yes! on Prop 8" sticker the other day. If I HAD done it, I would have made sooo many rear-entry jokes. "

"Sometimes I wish one of my girl friends would magically become a man so we could be happy together."

Man, if I liked a girl that much, I'd just get used to the vag, know what I'm sayin?

"25. Dehydration synthesis is the process by which two amino acids bond together to form proteins, and hydrolysis is the process used to break proteins up into their respective amino acids. "

wtf

If I had the money, I'd throw everyone the best birthday parties!

I struggle between caring about myself too much and not caring about myself at all.

"I can never decide if I want to hug cupcakes, or smack him in the head"

"There's someone on this site who I really want to meet and visit, but I'm afraid of letting him down because I'm a bit of a wreck, and I'm also afraid I'd end up having sex with him. "

I find GBP attractive because she's not afraid to tell you how she really feels.
I find ilikedginger attractive because shoots guns and likes bugs.
I find manuel attractive because of this picture http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3191/2885992245_299c9b1ff7.jpg?v=0
I find artschooled attractive because she's from canada and her eyes are stunning.
I find more pepper! attractive because to me she's a modern-day Varga Girl.
I find Mae Eae Mam attractive because I find it cute when girls wear those ears.
I find daisy half-wit attractive because whenever I see a picture of her smiling, I feel like everything is going to be alright.
I find Jubilee! attractive because she's fucking gorgeous, look at her.
I find Bizzy attractive because she acknowledges her sexuality and isn't afraid of it.
I find krissyjo attractive because it seems to me like her heart will always believe in love.
I find cordula de prey attractive because she I believe she's the spontaneous creation of a surrealist painting and a fantasy novel.

Vampires are totally sexy, none of those were from me I swear.

" since no one has brought it up yet: spanking marie.

oh and scurvy dong "

Kwanzaa yenu iwe na heri!
[Happy Kwanzaa]

"Nelly, I love you. You are beautiful and strong."

"Is it normal when it feels like a razor blades when you pee?"

"I wish I knew who wrote that about me so I could tell them how much it made me feel better about myself today. Thank you, whoever you are. It's been such a horrible day, and I haven't smiled for real for three days now. When I read what you said about my smile, I had a real smile on my face.

Much love and thanks
daisy half-wit"

Plus I think that could totally freak her out, so I try to avoid mentioning it.

"escort dream damsels across long bridges, down steep stairways, through well appointed hallways."

"I love it when Jubilee brings in the medical smack-down. Science is WAY hotter than vampires."

"Sometimes I want to quit school and take Pepper with me to Vegas where we will be fandancers together. I plan on putting this plan into action very soon. "

(Pepper is out of every GTI person's league, imo.)

don't care what anyone else says. I am seventeen years old and I am still terrified by Alice in Wonderland. Frankly I'm amazed anyone can not see the darkness in it. An insane man invites you to his insane tea party. A cat disappears leaving behind it's wide and sinister smile. A psychotic queen wishes to behead you and orders her men made of card to capture you. If I ever have children I will NOT be reading them this hideous tale.

I want to run away to a foreign country and fall in love with a foreign man.

"I feel alone in crowded rooms"

Grow up. This life thing is pathetically easy.

"Pagne's horrible life is almost a comedy. I know that's terrible to say. Did anyone out there /really/ think she was going to be able to magically move to the most expensive city in the country? Why did she decide to get a degree in a field that barely ever has any openings? Life is nothing like CSI."

My spam folder begs to differ, my friend. There are CSI's, exactly like on the show, are in very high demand.

"Only 17 year olds still give a damn about Alice in Wonderland. "

I would definitely disagree on this one.

"Hardly a day goes by that I don't consider suicide."

God you're emo. Go write to your unrequited love about how much wrist blood you're getting on your keyboard right now.

"I bet this next message cusses me out."

FUCK OFF, JOHNNY. I WILL BE SUICIDAL IF I WANNA BE.

"I wonder if Combustible Monkey would make out with me."

"So we know who all the really hot women are on this site. Let's list the hot mens."

"Four people were injured in a string of related bizarre accidents.
Sherry Moeller was admitted with a head wound caused by flying
masonry, Tim Vegas was diagnosed with a mild case of whiplash and
contusions on his chest, arms and face, Bryan Corcoran suffered torn gum
tissue. Klesick's first two fingers of her right hand had been
bitten off. Moeller had just dropped her husband off for his first
day of work and in addition to a good-bye kiss, she flashed her
breasts at him. "I'm still not sure why I did it," she said later. "I
was really close to the car so I didn't think anyone would see.
Besides, it couldn't have been for more than two seconds." However,
cab driver Vegas did see and lost control of his cab, running over the
curb and into the corner of the Johnson Medical Building. Inside,
Klesick, a dental technician, was cleaning Corcoran's teeth. The crash
of the cab against the building made her jump, tearing Corcoran's gums
with a cleaning pick. In shock, he bit down, severing two fingers from
Klesick's hand. Moeller's wound was caused by a falling piece of the
medical building."

"I hate how people are racist. So what, my husband is white, I'm black, and I hate rap. Where is the world where color really doesn't matter?"

You hate rap? Laaame.

Oops, forgot to post one. It's just been sitting open on for a while.

"I only feel ugly when I look at pictures of myself. When I see myself in the mirror, I look hot. Oh well."

"I like libi, but I liked her better when she had a boyfriend and was in film school. Now she seems really vulgar and all she talks about is how she fucks a lot of boys."

agreed.

"@mace's anon- I'm with yo