This is why I hate my job: "Superion Last week I was walking by your desk and noticed the usual stack of letters going out with my electronic signature. Is there any possible way that the signature can be made darker? CEO" Really. This is what you want my time taken up with.
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lostintranslation said, (56 days ago)
This one may be up there with "This is how the website should look. I know this because I saw it in a dream."
Superion said, (56 days ago)
@PT: now that's awesome. I wonder how the hell I'd do that.
(not that I believe in punishing other people for the dumbassery of one CEO. Who is...uh....what's the word?)
@Khan; that's the word. A little thing.
@lit; I'd ask if you were shittin' me, but I know better.
Previous Toast said, (56 days ago)
Tell him you can sell him an electronic notary program that'll stamp his signature, and make it more official.
Collect 10 thousand dollars from the boss.
Then find a picture of a stamp, and photoshop it on top of his signature.
Superion said, (56 days ago)
I wonder if I can just put a hidden image in behind his signature.
Every signature going out now says: I'm a penny-ante dick.
FiZ said, (56 days ago)
@lit: or up there with "our client won't sign this so can you photoshop their signature on this form?"
Hah! That's hillarious. Try making all the other font lighter and see if he notices.