Garter belts and silk stockings at work, with an *almost* knee length skirt. (I'm going out to dinner immediately after work.) Is this discreet enough, or do male office drones notice these things? Keep in mind, I am working in the IT department.

They may suspect you're a female, yes.

Yes. There will be photos of you posted soon.

What's that? The sound of fwap fwap fwap?

Oh yes. As though you are unflattering photos.

have. Jesus.

I suck at the internets today.

this whole thread makes me sad

El Indio: Sad that there are no pictures for you to gaze upon?

fwap = the sound of masturbation

And I would notice. If I worked there. rawr

oops, sometimes I take too long to formulate my thoughts. Which come to think of it, shouldn't be a bad thing.

I think Khan 'rawr'ed when he meant to 'fwap.' Ha.

wait, it's changed from fap to fwap? why wasn't i notified??

as your resident IT Geek, I can definitely confirm that A)You will be noticed B)Confusion will ensue as the boys struggle to apply logic to their sudden hormonal surge C)The stalkings and garter belt would put you into the higher echelons of nerd fantasies, but the skirt puts you even higher D)any computer problem you have today will be quickly addressed with much enthusiasm (if you're feeling like a tease, you should disconnect a cable under the desk and have them troubleshoot while you sit cross-legged, carefully invading their personal body space by inching closer and closer while they're under the desk) and E)there will be much fwapping and you'll probably be the inspiration for many video game characters for the next little while.

Workload higher yesterday (but that's because most of the technical problems that had been holding up our current phase were finally resolved).

No computer problems; I'm usually the one fixing everybody else's computer, bug-tracking, and code problems. However, it seems that suddenly EVERYBODY had some kind of problem that needed fixing (in fact, I hardly got anything done yesterday because I was so busy helping everyone else).

Video game characters?

The guys can actually TELL that I was wearing stockings and a garter belt under my skirt, even though it was long enough to cover the edge of my stockings??? I mean, it was a little fitted, but not skintight or anything...