Who schedules a wedding for the day after Halloween?

Now I have to decide if I want to spend my money and time on copious amounts of alcohol watching college girls slut it up, or on a hotel room and the hope of an open bar.

Possibly, but they're not. Rather, she's not, and let's face it, that's really what matters.

Or not.

Either way, you're paying for the drinks, right? And who knows, the reception might have some slutting, too.

i totally want to get married the day after halloween.