EWW EWW EWW someone from my class asked me out.

EWWW WAS HE GROSS?

PROBABLY FAT WITH A DRAGON T-SHIRT

Did you tell him you're not interested? If not, you could tell him that you don't date classmates. Then when the class is over and he tries again, tell him that you just see him as a friend.

He asked "Can I take you to dinner sometime after class?"

And I was like o_o; "uhh..." and I didn't want to seem mean or anything so I responded with "I don't see why not..."

Seriously. Ukh. Eww. I bet he's masturbating to my Facebook profile right now.

Yeah Twigby, I might as well. I seriously need Jon to be tethered to me at all times.

Where's he going to take you?

@twigby: I don't think she should string him along either, but I just thought that since she didn't turn him down outright, she'd have a harder time saying no after it seemed like she said yes.

@teejay i'm butter...

I need to change my Facebook status. QUICK! Someone be in a relationship with me!

Mike says he's on it. Count yourself as dating.

I'll confirm your FB relationship request, obviously.

Just promise to write on my Wall that you plan to have my babies to confuse all the weird coworkers and shit who are my FB friends.

Goddamit, Mike's iphone is like faster than my computer. Not fair.

this is why i never asked girls out, yo

Will you send him mean messages? If so, I will.