Flatlining economy. Sarah Palin. My busted leg. The fact that it's getting darker earlier. "Beverly Hills Chihuaua" making money...... I am suffering from what one might call "A general malaise", people. AKA, a funk. PLEASE: post something to make me happy. A photo. A video. A piece of information. An anecdote. A joke. SOMETHING...
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If a guy is wearing a cellphone suit you can clearly see hes nuts!
or it might be HIS nuts... I'm not sure how it goes
ZING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rspYOxcnaTk
If you feel impatient just skip to 3:24...its randomly hilarious
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/10/creepy-old-ads.html
And I guess this is pretty good. bad coffee reinvigorates a sexless relationship
lady ninja - I LOVED The Rube Goldberg thing!! wow! thank you! it brought a smile to my face (especially waiting for the water to fill up at midpoint, it was like "will they make it?")
booknut - i think you mean cellophane (although a cellphone is also comically amusing to consider). but i shall let it slide because you have good taste in music/movies/books, and seem like a sweetheart
@val - ok, that was one of the most bizarrely random, yet cute, things i've ever seen.
i loved the bit in the opening credits wh ere the robot is on the phone asking, "Do you have big boobs?"
@garak- damn! I got that joke from "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind"... excuse me while I hide from Chuck Barris
@weinerito oy-biden (wow, what a moniker) -- yeah, that works, beautifully. 'cept now i want a cat.
also, does 'ytmnd' stand for Your The Man Now, Dog? cause...that'd just be weird if it did.
my full name was supposed to be Weinerito "Sixpack" OyBiden, Jr.
it didn't fit.
when i'm in a funk, nothing cheers me up like that wacky ingmar bergman:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5-wsbKfFhLw
and

I just...need some cheering up, what can I say