Hello, internet. We don't know each other very well. My name is Tiffany.

Doesn't anyone want to talk about the Dow with me? Or Weird Al or how small Oreo cookies are compared to the generic brand, yet so much more expensive?

I am down to one darvy left. I still have about 30 tramadols, but my boyfriend has a taste for them now, so I don't know how long they'll last.

I need a new terrible illness or injury.

French Canadians are by far the rudest people for no reason. When there is the slightest reason so be mad, the West Coast Americans and people from Chicago take the cake as far as overreacting goes.

People in Virginia and Florida are nice.

Man, I wanna go.

I hang out with boys. The internet is not relating to me.

Isn't he a dear? Until he wakes you up with his constant masturbation and decides to claw your unclothed butt cheek while you're getting dressed for work in the morning...

It happened so fast, it wouldn't really be a waste of your time to see it, so long as you have 11 seconds to spare.

The more fights I watch, the more the lame setups and stuff remind me of wrestling.

I ♥ Gina. When she fights Cyborg though, idk. I have nightmares about that woman, she's terrifying.

oooh i love her too. i want to make her my wife.

i can't wait to watch her fight after trueblood. or maybe after dexter, i dont know.

I thought Carano fought really well. She's worked on her ground game and submissions since her last couple fights, so her vs. Cyborg could be really really good. I thought the best fight of the night was the welterweight title fight.