Hey Gals, we're looking for ladies to help us for a bikini car wash/bake sale to raise cash for me to come to NYC. Apply within stating you're either a.) baking b.) washing cars in a bikini c.) both
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Captain Heeny said, (48 days ago)
As the organizer for these events, I'm going to say that even the guys can participate.
TWIGBy Fierce said, (48 days ago)
-j you'd probably look hot in a bikini, what exposing your 'dash' and all...
TWIGBy Fierce said, (48 days ago)
-j you'd probably look hot in a bikini, what exposing your 'dash' and all...
Captain Heeny said, (48 days ago)
I'd love for -j to wear a bikini, but I really want him to bake me some cupcakes.
Captain Heeny said, (48 days ago)
I pitched many fundraising ideas to Celisse! Most of them were "DONATE MONEY SO DR. AWKWARD CAN VISIT CELISSE" but they were still fundraising ideas.
I will totally bake cupcakes for everybody. And, the mere THREAT of me in a bikini should be enough to extort thousands of dollars from a weak-stomached public.
@artschooled: for the last time, you HAD your chance to get a bikini car wash from me, and you blew it. Ya snooze, ya lose, Lady.
pokey said, (48 days ago)
Bikini Baking With Borat: Cultural Cooking In The Kitchen For Make Benefit Twigby's Travel To Big Apple Fund
I am googling banana hammock as we speak. I'm thinking of killing two birds with one stone and working this into a Halloween costume.
sound of snowsuit said, (48 days ago)
@Twigby - What do we need to do to get you over to Australia? Because I will wash cars in a speedo if it will help!
EXCLUSIONIST.