My un-anniversary gift to him: Herbal Essences Hello Hydration shampoo and conditioner
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Hey Joe, how've you been! I've been meaning to text you but I just haven't had the time to sit down and textversate with you.
I'm OK. Super busy, and home to stay with my mom while she recovers from her surgery. But things are going well.
I'm glad you're ok. I too have been super busy, but I have been keeping up with your quasi e-broadcasted life. We should talk more, yanno?
So Heen, are you dating this boy or what? And why hair products?
I don't think so. We're like, I don't know, still in the beginning stages?
haha. i called my person my "unboyfriend" but even that was too much of a label.
Me and my ex bf used to call our anniversaries "checkpoints" instead.
Happy unanniversary! You two should just already date and already and make teh kisses.

I'm the best un-girlfriend ever!