Give me names of drinks I should create at work tonight.

I saw a drink called "Smurf Cum" once. I didn't dare drink it.

There was a lot of blue curaco, if I remember.

Anything smurf-related has to be blue. I should make a drink inspired by Fraggle Rock.

You'd be suprised what people will order. I made a shot and called it 'Pussy Liquor' and it gets ordered almost every night i work.

Actually I've had quite a few girls order it too. It has jack daniels, jager, hot damn, southern comfort, wild turkey, goldschlagger, apple pucker, lime juice and sour in it.

I've made it without jager. I replaced that with jim beam and they loved it. It has more apple than the other liquors to even out the strong flavors.

I don't know a catchy name for it, but a customer ordered a Vinillin Absolut and Dr. Pepper from me today and it smelled scrumptious. Please tell me you guys carry Vanillin Absolut. It's amazing.