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portableteejay said, (49 days ago)

No, Miss Jolie, I will not have sex with you.

portableteejay said, (49 days ago)

We got the Kobayashi Maru up in this bitch!

portableteejay said, (49 days ago)

I was gonna get The White album, but I went with the new Creed instead.

portableteejay said, (49 days ago)

Eating all of those prunes was a great idea.

portableteejay said, (49 days ago)

And then can we bang our heads against the wall?

Previous Toast said, (49 days ago)

Help, I'm being attacked by a Mormon gang!

Previous Toast said, (49 days ago)

Someone has filled our swimming pool with Siberian Tiger Cubs!

le_sacre said, (49 days ago)

hapax legomena on parade!

khaaaaansumating said, (49 days ago)

The Cubs are the most flawless baseball team of all-time!

khaaaaansumating said, (49 days ago)

I have too many waffles.

khaaaaansumating said, (49 days ago)

Sarah Palin really cares about the environment.

Garak said, (49 days ago)

let us commence to sodomizing these kangaroos

MUPaully said, (49 days ago)

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

Matt Potato said, (49 days ago)

Then my doctor gave me the keys to the now defunct Russian Space Shuttle.

0get2dachoppa0 said, (48 days ago)

Soulja Boy has deep intelligent thoughtful lyrics

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