Which OK Cupid Quiver Matches should I message?
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TWIGBy Fierce said, (49 days ago)
Also the template message:
Hello (profile name)
I'm a a person who believes in planning by commitee, whether it be what boxers I wear today to the investments I make. This in turn also goes into which strangers from the internet I want to approach for budding friendship that can possibly (hey no guarantees, you could creep me out, I could creep you out) lead to more. As such I have posted your profile on an unnamed social networking site and have asked my friends online to decide which of my OK Cupid quiver matches I should contact.
What now stop giving me that disgusted look! This profile is already public to begin with and the site I posted it on is practically a tiny refugee camp of people from ANOTHER social networking site that was killed by Cnet anyways (no, I won't give you the link right away, they're all mean to newbies there anyway.) I apologize for filling your stalker list with weird pasty people from the states. So yeah it's not like a a dozen myspace users are going to be fawning over your OK Cupid profile.
Anywho
TWIGBy Fierce said, (49 days ago)
(insert stuff related to their interest and shit)
Apologies if this creeps the living crap out of you, but i gotta say it's probably better than the 50th foot fetishist messaging you for pictures of your feet in heels.
- twigby
Oom Mao Mao said, (49 days ago)
Dunno, hoss. #1 sounds like she'd want to run around and do crazy stuff all the time. You up for that?
#3 I'd dismiss out of hand. If anyone admits to being bitchy, I'd bin that profile.
#2 is a possibility, although she's shy. She might be looking to break out with a young man such as yourself.
Erinzzz said, (49 days ago)
How did your date go with that one OKC girl? You never addressed that here and I feel it's only fair that you do.
TWIGBy Fierce said, (49 days ago)
i never went on a date with her and she told me she's seeing someone but we could still talk and "be friends" but i don't talk to her THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP IN A PUBLIC FORUM
TWIGBy Fierce said, (49 days ago)
well part of why i never addressed that here is because I NEVER BROUGHT IT UP HERE, it was purely in IM between you and me!
portableteejay said, (49 days ago)
#1 by far
"How I could take out every person in the room if I had the power of telekinesis; (which I do.)"
Plus she's cute.
Erinzzz said, (49 days ago)
I can only see the second choice because I am not a member, but don't take that as my vote. I'll vote for 1 because I hear she's cute.
portableteejay said, (49 days ago)
*sigh* I envy the potential of your quiver. I can't remember when I had anyone quite as promising.
And again, you should totally get together with #1 do you see that semicolon? I dunno if it's used properly, but it probably is. HOT.
Branwell said, (48 days ago)
Yes, definitely 1. (Only concern: why do most of her pictures have her making weird faces? I guess it could be exhausting to be around a person who was making weird faces all the time.) 2 seems boring -- or at least like a person with a boring profile? 3 is into a lot of quack "medicine" and whatnot, which = immediate disqualification was far as I am concerned.
#1
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/donna_quixote/
#2
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Whiters/
#3
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Heggs/