What is your October 4th Resolution?
I shall no longer get THAT drunk in front of my coworkers. Or repeatedly ask all of them how much they love the ganj. Or drag the IT guy to the gas station so I can buy a neon, rubber centipede and black & milds.
Replies
Gonna try and be classier, eh?
My resolution is to get through the month of October without being too whiney . Also to keep myself as occupied and happy as I can.
Oh, no, "classy" isn't fun. I'm just not going to party as hard with coworkers.

I will remember where that line is supposed to be and try not to leap too far over it.