My own, private, anonymous thread

I wanna motorboat your pale titties, i kind of am curious if the smell like some crappy perfume or contain your own natural musk

I wish you and that other brunette hear with glasses would make out, it'd be pretty epic

Stop being so Emo, Emo Phillips

it's like Spalding Gray meets Alan Thicke.

Your roots are showing

I wouldn't want to have sex with you, you're too magical, it'd be like raping a unicorn

I'm pretty sure that unicorn one was also directed at Emo Philips.

WHAT IS THIS I AM DYING OF LOL

that first post really was beautiful

twigby - I've already made out with that other brunette with glasses, duh.

you have a thick and juicy ass and i wanna hit it with a log of PASTRAMI

BLOL COME TO ME PREVERT

I like you, but not the country you're from

Yah i know I suck at speeling and grammar, you also suck at like, not being a douche

SO wait, who wants to make out?

You're probably which one of these is about you, to be honest, none, you're not even on my radar

FAVOURITE THREAD EVER.

I'm comfortable knowing that none of these are about me!

@Moose: are you surrrrrrre?

Your hair looks like someone super glued pubes to your head

i wish i could fathom being a friend of yours in real life, sadly, you surround yourself with far too many beautiful people, it'd be real AWKWARD having me around

your taste in music is only less shittier than your attitude towards it, seriously, stop talking about the subject

SUPER GLUED PUBES AMWR

omg twigs some of these are kinda mean! i love you even more for that.

I'm farily certain i'll see you on tv one day, with Chris Hansen speaking to you that is

@kirsty "your roots are showing" would've applied to you like a YEAR AGO

i'm actually really missing being blonde these days

it's true, it's a great colour just now. my hairdresser was all 'well if you wanted to go kind of purply-dark brown, it'd look really striking and bring out your eyes." god i love her, she makes me want to be a lez

you dish, but can never take, i find that super weak

you make me want to visit NYC again for friendly reasons

YOU on the other hand make me want to visit for SEXY reasons

yes

@Moose: you really don't understand that one?

(And no, there's no way in hell I'm going to flit around dropping that into random conversations for you.)

The Chris Hansen one is about me.

Chris Hansen: Have a seat. Have a seat right here. Is your online screen name... Johnny, squared? Tell me Johnny Squared, what're you doing here?

I am excited to return to a million more of these post-work.

serioiusly this wins best thread of the day. I'M THUMBING IT UP.

you're insanely tall and your forehead is HUGE but i still find you hot as shit (in a good way)

stop being a buzzkill, it's just the internet

thanks for proving the fact that mixbreed people are smoking hot