One more, cause this is important.

Yeah. That's a Hardee's shirt. With a big burger on it. That says "Served with a can of whoopass."

Is that you, Dick Masterson?

Is that a bird cage in the background?

You look like a cop, that would be on like Hillstreet Blues or some shit. Ditch the 'stashe, keep the chops.

@reamworks: that's where he keeps the kids he abducts by showing them his mustache.