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Omg. I love Corey. What a fucking loser! [His party was the talk of the town in Melbourne for ages--- I even have Party Boy sunglasses.]
I used to go to this bar that had Corey "Party Boy" Tribute Tuesdays, with $3 Jagerbombs, $2 cover if you had a myspace page, and heaps of cheap drinks if you showed up in groups. HIGHLARIOUS!

WHAT a goober.