I don't have anything to worry about. Whiiiiine. :( Also, I do not want to bone ANY of you. Ever. EVER.
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That's what I'm sayin'. Don't make me GIVE you somethin' to cry about, kid.
*scary drunk dad impersonation*
PFT.
At this point, I can only assume your finger would break while you tried.
I've been doing good like that lately.
like not having a career job and having no luck finding one, so that I have to go and find some shitty job in retail or something. Having a mom with a serious degenerative disease, having a dad with a pre-cancerous condition, having to quit drinking because I'm afraid I'm an alcoholic, going to my first AA meeting, having some strange virus that just yesterday made my feet and throat swell up to twice their normal size so that my shoes can't fit and I have to spend a week with my feet elevated so that fluid can drain back into my body (it's painful)...I could go on. Which one do you want?
Awww... isn't there anyone on GTI you might hypothetically bone under some circumstances? Don't say who, just leave the fantasy alive for all the people on this site who would bone you.
@jeepy, ok, I'll take it except the part about your parents because I've been there and done that.

I'll give you some of my worries, if that would help