I got 99 problems. Let's all list our problems, real or imagined.
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Funny, I realized my friends rarely include me in pictures because I'm such a horror.
In addition to people around me getting themselves arrested, I am trying to catch up on Dexter. The latter is a very serious problem.
I have a bad haircut and am annoyed by having to style it so it doesn't look like hell. So, yeah, that's a problem.
I have no idea what these "Metropark" charges are on my account. Apparently, it's actually a restaurant, but I don't know what they are!
I didn't set my alarm to go to class this morning. That is a problem.
I think I'm going a little crazy. I have an insanely strong urge for makeouts.
I also have the same problem with pictures. The one other person who does take pics (seemingly) never posts them online, so I'm never in anything. Unless I meet up with internet people.
We need internet meetups. In Chicago. I'm tiiiiiired of these east coast, west coast things. I'm a poor student, yo.
Problem: I just listened to My Bloody Valentine and followed it with Demi Lovato.
When the hell did you start listening to My Bloody Valentine? That's a problem in itself.
1. My cat is having some sort of a midlife crisis.
2. The way my department was ran before I took over was so unorganized and terrible, I am having to deal with the angry customer aftermath and there is so very little I can do for them.
@sosana - similar problem. yes.
also, i hate my job, but the chances of finding a new one get smaller and smaller by the hour, so i can't leave
Andrew, I understand shoegaze the best, okay? You're just gonna have to accept it.
@Sosane - TOTALLY need a Chicago meet. It's been a bit since I've been, and if I get lucky, I might even get picked to get Cubs tix. *crosses fingers*
Problem: I've totally neglected ALL of my reading, and two of my midterms are next week. I have to read Huck Finn (yet again, so I'll probably skip it), As I Lay Dying, some W.E.B. DuBois, some Robert Frost, some Zora Neale Hurston, and T.S. Eliot's The Wasteland for one class. AND then I have to read As You Like It, Tamburlaine, Henry V, a biography of Christopher Marlowe, and a book of Shakespeare commentary. I also have a quiz Wednesday on John Cassavetes, and a quiz Thursday on Unca Eliza Winkfield's The Female American and half of Wilkie Collins' The Moonstone.
OH JESUS. I didn't realize just how daunting and impossible that all is until I typed it out.
WEB DuBois: go-go-gadget NAACP
Huck Finn: can't you idiots tell satire from racism?
The Waste Land: does God exist? I'm searching through time and space, and all I hear is this damn thunder.
problems: poor self image, lack of attendence to half my classes, inadequate scheduled hours at work, watching way too many TV series on dvd, looming social life collapse due to video game overload next month.
Problem: I LOVE clementine oranges, in fact, they're the only oranges I'll eat. And I con only find them at random. If I got to the store thinking "I need some clementines," they're never there.
problem: I can't decide between pure valencia orange juice or delicious red grapefruit juice. This is serious.
Problem: There is woe and strife in the world and I can't fix it by myself.
MUPPY, take me to a Cubs game, pls.
Actually, wait till next season, so I can get drunk like a true fan. :p

Today I realized that I'm the only person that takes pictures amongst the people I know, and so I'm never in any of them. Is this a problem? I dunno, not exactly. But I'm calling it a problem for this thread.