you guys, i'm too old, please help: what is "hog?"

no one here is older than me. i have no fucking clue. to me it's a harley davidson.

i thought it was heroin, but i'll take google's word for it. is it supposed to cost $50? not that i wanna buy PCP.

that's just typical that i get offered a drug i totally don't want.

i know, right

these are my neighbors, and one of them is currently on house arrest for selling drugs and intimidating a witness. i think he should at least get that anklet off before he starts selling again.

hello, internet. i am an hour and fifteen minutes late to work. wtf.