ok, so who remembers my 'threesome' thread? well, I WAS RIGHT!
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catlady said, (53 days ago)
fucking *everyone* wants to get in my pants before i leave the country! wtf? seriously, i DO recommend this as a strategy. it's clearly not just happenstance at this point.
strangerbox said, (53 days ago)
i don't think i saw that thread. were you stalked by a threesome-seeking couple? i've been there. it was bizarre. i don't think they even liked me that much.
catlady said, (53 days ago)
he literally said to me that he wanted me to be part of 'hillary's 40th birthday present'!!!!
catlady said, (53 days ago)
@sb: no, the thread was how an old fuck-buddy of mine with a new girlfriend called me a couple times, sometimes late into the evening, and kept saying he and hillary wanted to buy me a drink...
strangerbox said, (53 days ago)
you should let them buy you drinks and then insist on going home by yourself.
catlady said, (53 days ago)
nothing happened. i saw them tonight unexpectedly. but my friend called my apt at 11:20 pm...and said 'ah, now i see how to find you at home. call saturday night when everyone else is out.' but i was home bc i was having a card-playing party at my apt. he and his gf were right next door so they came by when we all went outside for a cigarette and then we joined them at the music venue next door and then he basically let me know that I WAS RIGHT. so fucking funny!
catlady said, (53 days ago)
but then i went back to my friends (though i promised him i'd go back to him) and they left not long thereafter so...nothing more was discussed.
strangerbox said, (53 days ago)
so were you curious, or not at all? i'm not against it on principle, but the couple who wanted me to do it with them were not my type. also, the guy knew my uncle, and that's just weird.
catlady said, (53 days ago)
yeah, that sounds weird. i am curious, since this is a guy i know i have good chemistry with. i dunno. it was easier to contemplate when it was only hypothetical. but i have such limited time before i leave town that it's unlikely to happen.
catlady said, (53 days ago)
i literally said nothing more than 'hi' and maybe 'nice to meet you' so...not sure. she didn't leave a big impression. she's short and probably jewish with dark hair and big boobs. like me. this guy totally has a type. she's not particularly sexy or anything. i really don't know what i'd do.
strangerbox said, (53 days ago)
i mean if you're not into both of them, it doesn't really make sense to do anything, obviously
catlady said, (53 days ago)
yeah i really don't know. i guess i'll see what opportunities present themselves. i think i would have to be really drunk. and also i would probably be doing it just for the experience, to try it out since i've never done it before.
strangerbox said, (53 days ago)
that would be ok. you should probably get to know her a little better first, just to make sure she's not gonna go all psycho.
catlady said, (53 days ago)
ha. well the good thing for me is it won't matter, since i'll be long gone soon enough.
i'm convinced this is why everyone and his brother is coming out of the woodwork wanting to sleep with me. because i'm leaving.
strangerbox said, (53 days ago)
maybe they all wanted to sleep with you before, but you're only noticing it now, because you're leaving and you don't have to do anything about it?
catlady said, (53 days ago)
interesting theory. so far it seems to me that the men who wanted to sleep with me before but with whom that was unlikely are now emboldened and figure 'hey, she's leaving. why not sleep with me before she goes? worth a shot...'
catlady said, (52 days ago)
@pepper: come to sf and do karaoke with me...i'll share the wealth, i promise!
saw that boy tonight. and his gf.