Woohoo! The gorgeous Ukrainian waitress at my local Georgian/Russian restaurant has said she'll call me Thursday! And you have no idea how hard it was to type the previous sentence in my current state of inebriation. Or this sentence, for that matter.
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I'm jealous because I was that drunk a few hours ago. But now I'm not...

I'm kind of jealous. I LOVE Ukranian women. Rawr. Go man, go!