Being single sucks. Spending a lot of time trying to meet new women and hear their stories. I wonder what we'd talk about on dates, because I run through way too much conversation online.

You run out of things to talk about?

You gotta pace yourself. Unfortunately, this can lead to unpleasant surprises down the road, but life is unpleasant at times anyway, and so this feature (not a bug!) should be viewed just as part of the ride.