I JUST CAUGHT SOME FUCKER TRYING TO STEAL MY BIKE OFF OF MY PORCH. NOW I'M PARANNOYED (yes, paranoid and annoyed) AND PISSED AND I FEEL REALLY FUCKING UNSAFE. HELP.
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dann. said, (73 days ago)
i wouldn't be too paranoid. I come from a really safe area and bike theft is still way high...
noooners said, (73 days ago)
@dann yeah but i feel weird that someone would think it was ok to come onto my FRONT PORCH, two feet away from the inside of my house, and take something of mine. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY NO LESS. fuckers.
noooners said, (73 days ago)
@giu: i just happened to be opening my curtain right at the moment he was trying to take it, and i banged on the window and said, "HEY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. GO THE FUCK AWAY." and he ran ran ran.
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ack!! that's not cool.
i guess this is why my old roommate put his greasy, dirty bikes in the living room.
was it your front or back porch?