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lay oale said, (111 days ago)
He needs a good wife, but why do it under such negative circumstances like political asylum? Does he not deserve someone who loves him as much as his Canadian passport?
ABoyNamedArt said, (111 days ago)
I'm pretty sure -j- would fetch good money in the GTI Canuck auction we talked about yesterday.
That said, I'm still saving my money for Slovaks
@L NMO: god, I hope not. My Canadian passport left me, remember?
@kmon: pyoo pyoo!
kmon said, (111 days ago)
@ ABoyNamedArt - yes, without a doubt.
@ -j - I promise to stay with you longer than your passport did.
Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (111 days ago)
So now you all need a cute celebrity couple name.
I say you should be -jmon.
Man, I have only a few weeks to pick out a glitter tuxedo.
@Art: that better not be your toast.
Oom Mao Mao said, (111 days ago)
Fuck. Where's my Canadian? I can't be a prof of funny foreign religions if SHE becomes prez, they'll hang me. Can I marry -j too? Group marriage? I cook and clean.
@OMM: I could always put puresweethell on the auction block. I'll just tell her later.
Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (111 days ago)
Right, if McCain dies and Palin becomes prez, I'm gettin' me some laser cats and seceding from the union.
Pew, pew, pew, motherfuckers!!!
the way i get by said, (111 days ago)
*stands there mouth wide open fingers pointing to himself*
heeellooooooooooo
lay oale said, (111 days ago)
-j Your passport left you because it clearly wants you to become American and stop dealing with this Canuck nonsense.
However, I forgive you if you don't want to trade your screwed up parties for ours.
Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (111 days ago)
@TWIGBy: Dude, I called dibs on you forever ago.*
*i.e. Yesterday.
Moose Elaine said, (111 days ago)
Damn. I totally lost my Canadian. But picked up a real estate agent.
Oom Mao Mao said, (111 days ago)
puresweethell is a Canuck?
Hell, I'll rub twigby's feet to get out of Jesusstan.
And to think, I could've apply for citizenship since my maternal grandfather was a Canadian. Didn't know that until TOO LATE OMG STUCK IN JESUSVILLE.
@OMM: yes, she's my better-than-best friend. She lives in Vancouver, as I do.
kmon said, (110 days ago)
@ Bustie - -jmon is just too much. But, I'm right there with you in seceding with lazer cats.
@ Mace - I'm catching him with Canadian lasso's. You should ask him about that.
@ TWIGBY - Hiiii! Also, how do you feel about glitter?
Dang, if puresweethell is on the market, -j, we may have to call the whole thing off.
You get multiple pseudo-husbands AND a pseudo-wife AND you need sweetener? Geez. Supply and demand, I guess.
Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (107 days ago)
So many Americans needing to escape, so few Canadians.
Me, I guess I'll just cross the border into Mexico. I doubt anyone will notice.
@M.K. VB: you can't just pull the rug out from under TWIGBy like that. Hussy.
Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (107 days ago)
@-j.: I don't think TWIGBy is interested in Canadian Gay-Marrying me. Even though we have so much in common.
@M.K. VB: perhaps you should buy him boots. Apparently that's the big thing now.
Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (107 days ago)
I'm pretty sure the boots would have to have some kind of attack bonus. +2 Boots of Rockin' or something.
Oom Mao Mao said, (107 days ago)
Hey, I've just known some women with a various serious interest in boots.
+3 Boots of AWESUM they would be.
So, it's offical. If McCain wins, I'm marrying -j.