I'm fucked.
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Talk to your dean. It's their job to help you work these sorts of things out.
I have a feeling that everything is going to work out for you.
Tell you what. I for some reason bought a lottery ticket today. If I win - college is on me.
I'll try talking to the dean/financial aid office tomorrow. I'm notoriously bad at maintaining composure during these kind of discussions, so I'll be bawling the whole time. It's going to be so embarrassing. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Crisis averted. We'll pay for a portion, bust our ass to find a student loan, and it'll all be a-okay. I won't be able to register for classes/access my records, but whatevs.
If that's the worst that happened right now? You're awesomely lucky. Kudos on averting the crisis.

My mother didn't fill out the FAFSA on time, so I didn't get any financial aid. And my tuition is due tomorrow. And we just found out that there are no installment plans. So, I have to come up with nearly $11,000 within a day. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.