My new magic 8-ball keychain says I will meet a boy next week. Wonder who it will be? I'm hoping for Vin Diesel.
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*disrespect.
I haven't left the house in 5 days. My command of the English language is slowly evaporating.
But I LIKE him. But I would settle for Vince Vaughn or Robert Downey Jr. ROWR.
Vince Vaughn, I can see. And Robert Downy, too - if he could ever clean his shit up.

Ew. I don't mean to discredit your taste, but that no-necked, grunting primate? You could do much better.