So apparently Mary Louise Parker lives in my neighborhood now.

Just saw her in this little dumpling joint with her kid & a few other folks. She is taller and thinner than I would have thought, and looks great (not just "for her age"). She also has a much more pronounced southern twang than I'd realized.

The only disappointment: there was a big-ass black SUV outside with a driver and security dude. Come on, MLP, that's not how we do it in Brooklyn. You never see Michelle Williams with all that Hollywood balderdash, do you?

Fortunately, it wasn't until after she left that I remembered that I had just seen her nekkid boobies on the teevee last night.

omgomgomg.

my friends have seen david byrne a lot in the hood.

also, her boobies = fine.