Would You Hit It? #11

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the way i get by said, (112 days ago)

And by hit it i mean your "penis into her vagina" and not "a brick to her face"

Corey Hart said, (112 days ago)

yes

blahblah said, (112 days ago)

I was hitting that before any of the dinosaurs were born!!!

arielsara said, (112 days ago)

Fuck yes.

Naturelle Rivera said, (112 days ago)

only if she NEVER UTTERS A SINGLE WORD.

pepperoni said, (112 days ago)

yeah, probably. can i also steal her cute banana suit from the VMAs?

Chrome Raven said, (112 days ago)

like a ton of bricks.

Mrs. Cakes said, (112 days ago)

No, I'd rather choke on my own vomit. Cheapass Zooey D ripoff.

lay oale said, (112 days ago)

She's already had a brick to her face
and a camel toe to her vagina.


No

Britt said, (112 days ago)

Same as Gravel Blood up there.

Skanko said, (112 days ago)

yes yes. i had this conversation with my roommate on monday.


@ginger - well, i'd do zooey too.

Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (112 days ago)

Who is this person?

The Menda Agenda said, (112 days ago)

Are you serious? Aren't you a nerd?

Hot_Rod said, (112 days ago)

only if m.ward is in the room and playing music in the background

The Menda Agenda said, (112 days ago)

OH MY GOD IS THIS NOT ZOOEY DESCHANEL? WTF.

0guninnayouface0 said, (112 days ago)

sure. but duct tape would be manditory.

MisterDarcy said, (112 days ago)

Yes, but only because I have low standards. Seriously that whole ensemble is unattractive.

0guninnayouface0 said, (112 days ago)

it looks like someone wants to be Minmei from Robotech very very badly

cupcakes, really. said, (112 days ago)

She is a cheap Zooey lookalike, but yes, I'd probably still hit it [and pretend it's Zooey all night long.]

Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (112 days ago)

@Menda: See, at first I thought it was Zooey Deschanel, and I was thinking to answer "yes", but something about her seemed a little off.

The Menda Agenda said, (112 days ago)

I totally thought for sure it was Zooey and the fact that you, Combustie, didn't know her I began HAVING MY DOUBTS.


Is she the girl who kissed another girl and liked it?

Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (112 days ago)

Don't we just call those "lesbians"? And I'm pretty sure there's more than just the one.

The Menda Agenda said, (112 days ago)

I think they're also called bad pop singers.

Mrs. Cakes said, (112 days ago)

LOL, you guys don't even know what the fuck you're hitting.

Lame ass internet nerds. Grumble grumble grumble.

I would hit Zooey if it was pre-her stupid M. Ward CD. I hated that boring shit and I am opposed to anything called an "indie darling".

MUPaully said, (112 days ago)

Yeah, I think so.

Mrs. Cakes said, (112 days ago)

@bowlanter, those are called "girls with poor father relationships" and "attention whores".

portableteejay said, (112 days ago)

This is Katy Perry and not Zooey Deschanel. I'd do them both.

Skanko said, (112 days ago)

exactly.

the way i get by said, (112 days ago)

god you people never read the tags...

mikkoman said, (112 days ago)

That tag means nothing to me.

the way i get by said, (112 days ago)

YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME MIKKOMAN

mikkoman said, (112 days ago)

Is this the girl with the massive tits that I want to ride?

The Menda Agenda said, (112 days ago)

I think I laughed too much at that.

Deep-Fried Goodness said, (112 days ago)

Yes. Though to be honest, I'd probably fuck a burrito if it was prepared properly.

ABoyNamedArt said, (112 days ago)

Shit no.

Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (112 days ago)

Fucking a burrito is a waste of a good burrito.

om nom nom said, (112 days ago)

you can still eat it if you fuck it gently.

mizzchelle said, (112 days ago)

Bastards. I want a fucking burrito now!

the way i get by said, (112 days ago)

or FUCK a burrito?

Limited Time Offer said, (112 days ago)

No. On principle.

bizzy said, (112 days ago)

No, she has a boyfriend guys!

bizzy said, (112 days ago)

I'm pretty sure he would mind!

khaaaaansumating said, (112 days ago)

I love her so much it hurts.

Limited Time Offer said, (112 days ago)

@Farmr: That's not Zooey Deschanel. I know it's Zooey that you love, right?

Skanko said, (112 days ago)

yes she is annoying. but annoying girls need to get boned too.

khaaaaansumating said, (112 days ago)

Oh wait. Yeah I didn't read the tags either. Thought it was Zooey. My bad.

khaaaaansumating said, (112 days ago)

I hate this girl's song. It just repeats itself over and over and over and over and over

chipmunk! said, (112 days ago)

sure y not

Centropomus said, (112 days ago)

Apparently Scarlett Johansson was the inspiration for the song. I'd definitely go for a three-way with the two of them.

Dr. Awkward said, (112 days ago)

Katy Hudson is that you? I haven't seen you since Pastor Michael's sunday school.

nomi oh my said, (112 days ago)

I don't know about doing her, but I actually find "ur so gay" kinda funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbLkXhGEmo

don't hate me.

halon said, (112 days ago)

ayep.

flyingfishstick said, (111 days ago)

With a big stick, yes.

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