"Valentine's Day is a great for picking up lonely girls at bars" and other inappropriate advice.

Ok, how about: "Small Hands: They stitch better"

There's a girl here in San Diego who sings a song with the lyrics, "Fat girls give good head because they're hungry."

@Art: Ha, no. Allison Gill is The Crooked Bush.

http://www.myspace.com/thecrookedbush