My girlfriend is dragging me to a cat costume themed party. On the plus side, I'm told there will be nudity and public sex. Better costumes probably get more petting, but there aren't any good cat costumes for men. I NEED HELP! How should I dress up?

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jessehattabaugh said, (112 days ago)

Cat in the hat is the best option I can think of, but there are going to be a lot of those, since it's about the only male cat character I can think of. Also, I'm not all that good at talking in rhyme.

Naturelle Rivera said, (112 days ago)

GARFIELD

HEATHCLIFF

jessehattabaugh said, (112 days ago)

Excellent options Gravel. Unfortunately I am not fat.

jessehattabaugh said, (112 days ago)

I'm thinking there must be some Japanese cat characters that would be easy to pull off.

Naturelle Rivera said, (112 days ago)

You're basically going to a furrie party.

booknutdc said, (112 days ago)

"two steps forward and two steps back, we come together cause I'm dressed like a cat!"

Tom (Tom and Jerry)

ABoyNamedArt said, (112 days ago)

hey, Lion-O's a cat, right?

jessehattabaugh said, (112 days ago)

Lion-O, that's good!

jessehattabaugh said, (112 days ago)

Yeah, pretty much a furrie party; http://kinkysalon.com/?p=149

The Menda Agenda said, (112 days ago)

http://www.catanna.com/mistomag.jpg

I always had a bit of a crush on Mr. Mistoffelees.

He was magical, you know.

smart- tea said, (112 days ago)

how about fritz the cat - he was a dirty bird.

jessehattabaugh said, (112 days ago)

I don't know how I'd pull off any of these cartoon cat ideas except to rent a giant fur-suit. The Lion-O idea is great cause it's just a red wig and purple wrestly leotard. The hardest part would be finding the sword.

Centropomus said, (112 days ago)

Go as John from Garfield. All you need is a single-color collar shirt.

Centropomus said, (112 days ago)

Nevermind, I guess that fails the dress code. Just dress for a prom, as they suggest, perhaps with the ceiling cat cutout for kicks.

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