My girlfriend is dragging me to a cat costume themed party. On the plus side, I'm told there will be nudity and public sex. Better costumes probably get more petting, but there aren't any good cat costumes for men. I NEED HELP! How should I dress up?
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I'm thinking there must be some Japanese cat characters that would be easy to pull off.
"two steps forward and two steps back, we come together cause I'm dressed like a cat!"
Tom (Tom and Jerry)
http://www.catanna.com/mistomag.jpg
I always had a bit of a crush on Mr. Mistoffelees.
He was magical, you know.
I do have some experience with cat costumes. I went as Ceiling Cat (http://www.ceilingcat.com/) one Halloween; http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=52841421&albumID=69392&imageID=2736307
I don't know how I'd pull off any of these cartoon cat ideas except to rent a giant fur-suit. The Lion-O idea is great cause it's just a red wig and purple wrestly leotard. The hardest part would be finding the sword.
Go as John from Garfield. All you need is a single-color collar shirt.
Nevermind, I guess that fails the dress code. Just dress for a prom, as they suggest, perhaps with the ceiling cat cutout for kicks.

Cat in the hat is the best option I can think of, but there are going to be a lot of those, since it's about the only male cat character I can think of. Also, I'm not all that good at talking in rhyme.