KISS Internet Nation, or not really

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Manuel said, (285 days ago)

Didn't Gene Simmons sex tape get leaked a few days ago or something? I remember reading it thinking "Why would Richard Simmons make a sex tape?"

I got my Simmons all the mixed up!

9.81meters per s*s said, (285 days ago)

Another question is why would anyone have sex with Gene Simmons? I think I'd rather do Richard Simmons...I'm sure post-coitus there would be lots of cuddling and hair stroking.

Manuel said, (285 days ago)

I wonder if Richard Simmons 'Sexes to the Oldies'?

seemingly satanic said, (285 days ago)

You could not pay me to fuck Gene Simmons, but I *might* be swayed to bang Paul Stanley because that would be hilarious. He would have to be in full regalia, though.

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