I danced with a really cute blonde with victory rolls tonight. She's was a much better dancer than I am currently (I used to be better), but she told me she liked my dancing, gave me her number, and told me to call her if I wanted to work on some more advanced dance steps. Still, I wanted to be dancing with somebody else. What in the ever loving hell is wrong with me?

@portableteejay: http://goteaminternet.com/show/29937

Or wait a minute, the "no pants dance". I'm so mad I didn't think of this sooner.

@lady: I can understand that sentiment. I was actually like that....as a teenager.

@JD: No, the girl is a dancer. By "advanced dance moves," she really means swing dancing. However, I'm not saying she's not attracted to me. I can dance, and women find that sexy.

@extemporaneous: It's a 40s hairstyle named after a fighter plane maneuver in honor of our victory in WWII.

Please call her!

@lady o: I would be damn fool not to. She's incredibly cute - I'd say, probably the cutest in the whole bar - and a terrific dancer. I've seen her around many times before, but never asked her to dance because my skills are so rusty.

I think the point of this conversation was that I am ridiculously picky. And drunk.

@Johnny: Insightful.