heavy metal fail

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smart- tea said, (80 days ago)

well apparently they are all about the loooooooooove these days.

Machined said, (80 days ago)

the rest of them seem to be failing in one way or another too, but that's the most obvious

Community Toy said, (80 days ago)

Yeah, they are failing in the sense that their music totally sucks.

lay oale said, (80 days ago)

i'd make fun of them, but I am afraid i did the same thing monday night

Machined said, (80 days ago)

i actually don't hate the new single at all, but this is inexcusable

Community Toy said, (80 days ago)

I don't really need a meandering 10 minute song with lots of "classical" guitar noodling in my metal. Also Hetfield cannot sing for shit. Give that shit up. Just scream already.

0get2dachoppa0 said, (80 days ago)

Jimmy and Kirk have at least made an effort to redeem themselves by appearing on Metalocalypse

and Newsted is in Voivod now
BLAMELESS

Oom Mao Mao said, (80 days ago)

Fucking Lars can't drum.

0get2dachoppa0 said, (80 days ago)

someone should Nathan Gale Lars

Oom Mao Mao said, (80 days ago)

In that documentary about them, when Lars' old lady makes him sell all that modern art that's twisted and violent because she doesn't want it in the house, and he has to get drunk to sit through the auction...
LEAST METAL THING EVER

0get2dachoppa0 said, (80 days ago)

i'm glad that happened to him
douchebag AND dumb enough to get married

it's like he's already dead

khaaaaansumating said, (80 days ago)

"least metal thing ever"

This thread is making me lol hard

Stereotest said, (80 days ago)

Yeah, I heard someone saying on the radio - "Glad that they're going to back to heavier sound".

Excuse me?

Heavier sound on mainstream alt-rock stations? Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me...

Stereotest said, (80 days ago)

"Love is a four letter word
And never spoken here
Love is a four letter word
Here in this prison
I suffer this no longer
I put it into
This I swear!
This I swear!
The sun will shine
This I swear!
This I swear!
This I swear!"

Yeah, right.

Stereotest said, (80 days ago)

Indeed, "The Day That Never Comes" sounds like a crossover between their older songs, coupled with inane lyrics cited above (maybe they just took a page out of gangsta rap, where chorus is everything - who knows).

I don't know about "Death Magnetic" as a whole, but if current single is any indication, then its not going to do very well, unless there will be some kind of divine intervention (guest vocals by Tom Araya? Mustaine joining the band? Everyone going back to drinking again and growing their hair?)

Alright.

Saint Tee said, (80 days ago)

Flip-flops =/= METAL.

DarylZero said, (80 days ago)

Yeah, I heard the latest single. Um, yeahhh. Guys, it's time to hang it up and become pro golfers now. VH-1 is calling you.

Superion said, (80 days ago)

@SS: awesome.

Attempting to 'look' badass means you have sharkjumped. Or in their case, just landed in the shark ring.

Welcome to chumtown; population: 4.

Community Toy said, (80 days ago)

Why does everyone keep saying this new stuff sounds like the old stuff? Their old stuff was like thrash metal. This is nothing, NOTHING like thrash.

portableteejay said, (80 days ago)

@seemingly satanic: HAHAHA that is awesome. I need to remember those words for when they bring One into Rockband.

0get2dachoppa0 said, (79 days ago)

@CT - I think they hire people to post that everywhere

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