This really pisses me off:

From the Sunday New York Times Dining section

“I always notice when the art here changes — I look at it every time I come in,” said Katie Lynch, a Hoboken resident who had an early lunch at the Frozen Monkey recently with two other mothers and their toddlers.

“If I liked something enough here I’d buy it. But I come more for the food and the relaxed environment,” she said over the thump of the Beastie Boys, typical of the hip music Frozen Monkey tends to play.

 

 

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Carlocakes said, (118 days ago)

I have NEVER played the Beastie Boys at my restaurant.

Sarah von Pantyhose said, (118 days ago)

what art and food?

Carlocakes said, (118 days ago)

I demand a retraction.

Sarah von Pantyhose said, (118 days ago)

you're being difficult.

Corey Hart said, (118 days ago)

Beastie Boys are hip?

Carlocakes said, (118 days ago)

I KNOW, RIGHT?!?

the way i get by said, (118 days ago)

think it's a typo for beach boys

Sarah von Pantyhose said, (118 days ago)

not even Girls?

cause I would play that song all the god damned time.

Carlocakes said, (118 days ago)

I don't have any Beastie Boys on my ipod, and that's the only thing I allow to play.

Corey Hart said, (118 days ago)

I guess that means that it's time to pull my Licensed to Ill disc out of storage!

Carlocakes said, (118 days ago)

I do play some Beach Boys occasionally...

Sarah von Pantyhose said, (118 days ago)

you should but girls on it, and Les Filles by Radio Radio.

or just Les Filles.

Sarah von Pantyhose said, (118 days ago)

http://www.myspace.com/laradioradio

it's not on there, but it'll give you an idea what they sound like.

Carlocakes said, (118 days ago)

This article sullies my name as a music elitist.

Corey Hart said, (118 days ago)

I also laugh at the usage of "relaxed environment". Everyone knows that Carlo harasses customers any chance he gets!

Agent Lover said, (118 days ago)

HI CARLO

Agent Lover said, (118 days ago)

Well, I guess it's better than them saying something like "Sublime" or "Linkin Park."

IMAGINE

khaaaaansumating said, (118 days ago)

So what's up with this quesadilla appetizer? What makes it so special?

Carlocakes said, (118 days ago)

Hey, I only harass customers that deserve it.

HI MARIE.

Agent Lover said, (118 days ago)

I am coming to your side of the world tomorrow, my pet. Will you be at the airport holding a sign?

Naturelle Rivera said, (118 days ago)

You never sent me cookies or whatever you said you were gonna send me. I'm gonna negatively review your stupid cupcakes on yelp.

Carlocakes said, (118 days ago)

Hahaha! Someone actually threatened me with that the other night.

"I called earlier and you said you closed at 11 but I got there and you were already closed. I walked SIX BLOCKS to get there. I just want to let you know that I'm going to write a bad review for your restaurant on Yelp. GOOD NIGHT!"

Naturelle Rivera said, (118 days ago)

that was me.

Carlocakes said, (118 days ago)

You sounded quite manly.

Corey Hart said, (118 days ago)

@carlo: SIF... hello!

Naturelle Rivera said, (118 days ago)

wtf corey?

Corey Hart said, (118 days ago)

sorry for calling you out?

I'M JUST JOKING!

Mrs. Cakes said, (118 days ago)

07/01/2008

Cute place, pretty decent coffee, cheap and most of the baked goods looked pretty tasy, although I didn't try any.

Didn't notice anything too spectacular, but they WERE playing the Flight of the Conchords album... which was nice.

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Ew.

Carlocakes said, (118 days ago)

Ok, I need to have a talk with my assistant managers.

Carlocakes said, (118 days ago)

I love how every review is, "Everything is great, but service is slow."

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