Right now, I am asleep. Tell me why you are not.
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I am a night owl. Creature of the night. Insomniac. Only need 6 hours of sleep. Work at 11 in the morning and don't wake up til 10:50. I hate sleeping my life away. There's plenty of time for sleep when I am dead.
Give me a few minutes and I will think of more excuses.

you!