If x > 30 then post = Status updates?
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Work, friends, gym, etc. I lost 3 pounds during the hurricane!
@erica; ok.
@OMM; glad you're adjusting to the new job.
@L-n...: will await.
@ME; It is what it says.
@e-daughter; congrats!
@e-dad: Thank you! Yay, starvation. It was too damn hot to eat.
... I've grown to hate my job, but have developed a mini-crush on my new blog to compensate; it's nice to have a place to rant again.
@-j; you're playing both sides now.
@val; ach; I do not agree with that diet plan.
@ABNA; venting is good.
Honestly, I thought you were making a commentary on how people under 30 don't actually post long content they just post "status updates" to places like twitter and facebook.
My real one: Still seeing the older dude who is probably already in boyfriend territory but I still haven't called him that yet. School started, and it's going well except that I have too many classes that need planning. I haven't been working out as much as I should.
Well that is good too.
And no, I was just trying to be more clever than usual.
Work kicks me, but it will flow like spice soon.
Parents coming into town. Then ex-who-is-going-to-jail will be coming through right after. After that, I will seal myself in a plastic bubble, perhaps a SurvivaBall:
I like my new job and my coworkers. Since quitting my other job, my back hurts less and my head has stopped aching. I don't feel like getting nearly as drunk as usual.
@fuz; ah, we shall catch up soon then.
@ilg; good news on the job, then.
@extemp; I hope those talks proceed along positive lines.
Status:
Apartment: Positive
Job: Positive
Cat: Positive
Boyfriend: Positive
@mace: your cat and your boyfriend have aids?
I am staying away from you!

Yes, something like that.