Caption Contest! Ready GO!

"Luke...I am your father...because I didn't use Star condoms!"

"I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."

"Aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?"

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"Star Condoms: when you need to make the Kessel Run in OVER two Parsecs!"

I'm assuming there's a "Help us, OB-GYN, you're our only hope" joke in here, but fortunately I have way too much restraint for that.

"Don't get your Schwartz twisted -- Star Condoms!"

"Available in regular and Darkside!"

I'm sorry, but I just think this is self-captioning.

is anyone else as fucking thrilled as i am to have -j. back with us once again?

C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a woman's clitoris is approximately 3,720 to 1.
Han Solo: Never tell me the odds.