breakin' the law: what crimes have you committed lately?
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Newton's third law of motion. There has been no equal or opposite reactions to anything out of me today.
smart- tea said, (119 days ago)
@wordnerd: I haven't seen you all day - I had no idea you were breaking the rules.
I steal sugar packets. lots and lots of sugar packets.
WordNerd said, (119 days ago)
@smart-tea: I figure if the ones in charge get to wear hooker heels, I can rock a beach frock.
WordNerd said, (119 days ago)
oh! and I stole a little wash cloth from the gym, but I plan on returning it after I wash it.
ipe said, (119 days ago)
Nothing outside of minor traffic laws. I've really slowed down in my old age.
bold as love said, (119 days ago)
I smoked pot, and I have an expired car tag. Oh, and having sex in a position other than missionary. Whoops.
WordNerd said, (119 days ago)
I used my phone while driving, I forgot to turn on the hands-free thing. ai dios mio!
Mrs. Cakes said, (119 days ago)
Smoking weed, driving with a suspended license, no insurance, music pirating, vandalism and... wait, what do you mean we're on the air?
today I am in violation of the dress code, I'm wearing a beach cover up as a dress with a cardigan sweater to hide the straplessness.