Convince me of your greatness and I will make a delicious baked good in your honour.
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Matthew- NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Maybe if Canadian immigration has deemed you awesome enough to let yous in.... OH BURN!
PROOF.
I'm not that great. Can you make a mediocre baked good in my honor? Maybe you could keep it in the oven for a too long or substitute an essential ingredient with apple sauce.
AweTheRage: To be honest, my baked goods at best are mediocre. This is why I am not offered to share said baked good with anyone. BUT IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
Ha oh ok. Well I'm just saying it would be even more mediocre if you purposefully sabotaged my made baked goods. It's the thought that counts in that respect as well.
Hmmm...it totally goes against my nature to try to convince anyone that I'm anything other than totally and utterly worthless.
But at the same time...baked goods (even if I don't get them) in my honor. I'm torn.

Psh. Like you need proof.