Come autumn my head is easily turned.
So I managed to shake my stalker-jailer-chaperone-cum-lapdog for a few hours to go on what I think might have been my first date in, what is it now, three years. Within ten minutes of our meeting, an old fuck buddy came over to our table to say hello and take over our conversation. My date, being gentlemanly enough to have asked me out on a date in the first place, invited my old fuck buddy to join us, which he promptly did.
When the person with whom I was supposed to be on a date excused himself to answer his phone, the uninvited one asked if I would like to go see a movie sometime. I always seem to run into old conquests while trying to acquire new ones. And they always want back in. My date - being a gentleman - was a gentleman, which is lovely. But I have lips in want of kissing and breasts in want of squeezing (and yes, a pussy in desperate need of fucking), and old fuck buddies are reliably low-down dirty dogs.
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Skanko said, (121 days ago)
as do i.
interrupting a date is totally a dick move. and he knew exactly what he was doing.
oimoi said, (121 days ago)
JA: I've gotten really neurotic lately and need to be pounced upon first.
Skanko said, (121 days ago)
sure while its just in the 'dating' stage.
is there a different fuck buddy option?
the date interrupted doesnt deserve to be rewarded for his blatant assholery.
H55 said, (121 days ago)
and skanko, as someone who has basically been the gentleman in this scenario, I couldn't agree more.
makeliketova said, (121 days ago)
do you think the gentleman might stop being a gentleman when you want him to?
Merry JasAsian v2.0 said, (121 days ago)
@Oi - buy him and you a few drinks and let nature take it's course?
oimoi said, (121 days ago)
Skanko: Not really. My other options would be too... well it's complicated. Yeah. The interrupter doesn't really deserve much of anything at all, but I could get a free movie out of him. That and he fucks like a 19-year old who knows what he's doing.
makelikepaper: I don't know! He seems like, exactly my type if this were five years ago, or even a few months ago. Someone I can take my time with and all that good stuff. But this is me now and in the fall and I am in an epic, agonistic heat.
oimoi said, (121 days ago)
JA: I don't really want to do things that way with him.
pepper!: I want both.
pepperoni said, (121 days ago)
yeah, see that doesn't usually work so well.
your options are this: gentleman, who could be both (you don't know yet) or interrupter, who is just one of those things quite clearly.
seems simple to me.
if gentleman doesn't work out, interrupter isn't going anywhere.
oimoi said, (121 days ago)
Blarg! I hate all this good faith, staying true to boys I haven't even committed to crap. I'm too prone to unhealthy obsession when I limit myself to just one.
Skanko said, (121 days ago)
its not so much being faithful as it is not rewarded a douchey move with lovely sex.
oimoi said, (121 days ago)
Skanko: Men do what men do, and I've given up encouraging or discouraging whatever that is.
fuznotfuz said, (121 days ago)
Still, it's a ridiculous move, and such men should be discouraged. Punished, even.
Is there any way you could speed things up a bit with the gentleman? Say, three dates and some heavy petting along the way?
L said, (121 days ago)
it's quite possible to have both. keep going on dates with the gentleman, and get yourself fucked out of neuroses by the dawg. and then, when you are sane enough and the libido has been tamed, dump the dawg and pounce the gentleman.
Pounce on the gentleman?