Please ignore this post unless you like mushy stuff that makes you want to vomit on your shoes.

Why I love you so much:

Because I cut off all my hair and you didn't lament that you liked it better long.

Because you went with me to the fat lady store.

Because you cook with me, and sometimes act like you're twelve, with me.

In a waaaaaay... we've been living together since April. I'm just a mushy girl.

*not ignoring -j.*

Oh no! Kitty emergency! I have to go see why she's sitting in my underwear drawer and meowing piteously.

@MizS: Don't ask. Just schmoop.

Because you're my giant squid.

Is this a certain young man that we know? ;)

Because you do the dishes and I don't even have to ask.

Because of the way you touch my butt when no one can see.

MizSarah: I didn't think you noticed when I touch your butt

@Xenu: He sounds like a classy guy. Do I know him?

I had some butt touchings too!! I'm gonna get all mushy about the band... they like to touch.

*vicariousquee*

I also love touching your butt. I have touched many, but yours does not compare.

I love that even though you hate the cat you also love the cat. And that you gently touch my back until I fall asleep. And that waking up next to you is one of the best parts of my day.

I would just like to reiterate that you guys make me feel all mushy, too. ♥

Oops- must have been my couch. It has diabetes.

NOW you're being dirty.
So hey- sorry Canada dumped you! I hear Mexico is real slutty, if you need some consolation (ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo).