More fun with job application questions..
Have you ever committed any undetected crimes (crimes that you have not been arrested for)? If yes, please explain.
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Oom Mao Mao said, (121 days ago)
Who are you applying to? Big Brother Thought Control? Crime Confessions Inc.?
Centropomus said, (121 days ago)
Nothing I'm aware of, but sometimes I wake up in strange places, covered with blood that is not my own.
FiZ said, (121 days ago)
"Well, they busted me on possession of peyote back in college, but there's about 6 hours of my life before that which I can't recall. So while I can't recollect any crimes that may have been committed during that time, there is hope that they exist and that I'm never held accountable."
Oom Mao Mao said, (121 days ago)
I have committed 1323 rolling stops at stop signs in my life.
Sorry.
I've taken illegal drugs and had God pound me into the earth with his almighty hammer.
Sorry.
"I spent a lot of time in Bermuda and I love collecting boats. That's all I'm sayin'."
Yes. When I was 12, I cut off the head of my best friend Timmy. I buried him the back yard, and I buried his head in the neighbours back yard. Then, when I was 13, I robbed two banks and burned all the money in a vacant house (which also burned). Then when I was 16, I ran over at least three people, but my memory is kindof hazy on these.
(I mean, really.... who would actually say yes to this, even if they had committed "undetected" crimes?)