"Escape a date, escape from a meeting, escape people:" free automated prank call and excuse-generating website.
http://www.getmooh.com/Your assignment: send someone a phone call tomorrow and post the results here!
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I'm doing the Brandy Bran one to my brother tonight. He is sitting next to me but has no idea what I have just done. I'll update you when they call.
H55: Maybe. But I'm sending one to my mom while she is at work that says, "This is an automated message from your computer. Your child is looking at pornography on the internet..... would you like me to stop him?"
I can't wait.

Wouldn't getting someone ACTUALLY investigated be the CIA be funnier?