Would you rather: be covered in Maple Syrup or Honey?
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Well Butterscotch would be preferable, to me. But I don't think there's enough of it around anymore. Do you know how difficult it is to find good butterscotch as a topping at ice cream purveyors these days? Nigh impossible.
Will there be ants poured on me later? It's important that I make an informed decision.
Good call SC.
Good call.
On an unrelated note, I think I could listen to Ravel's Bolero over and over and over and over and over x infinite.
Don't you that being covered with honey was directly responsible for this model getting killed during the recording of Ohio Player's Love Rollercoaster???
http://www.flickr.com/photos/aldave/181461300/
;D
that's a waste of honey, for reals. especially with colony collapse and all.
ok, Pepper just made it real.
@CR - so good. So good I want to go have a bowl of rice crispies right now.
More than likely it is an evil villain who is covering you in such a substance and I don't think he is worried much about the activity of the bees, in fact he is probably responsible.
@Jay Def: I officially become a fan of the Ohio Players the day I found that album in my dad's record collection.
Also, @Jay Def: thanks to you, I am now on an Ohio Players trip. I've only got 6 hours and 52 minutes of OH in my iTunes, but considering I could listen to just this song ("Sweet Sticky Thing") on repeat for hours on end, expect it to last for quite a while.
I played sax and tried so hard to follow the sax in Sweet sticky thing. I could keep up, but could never give it the soul it needed. Just too white I suppose.
Ok, is this one of those impossible scenarios where I'm nearby a beehive, or ant hill, or a bunch of bears? Because I don't want to get eaten alive. So I'm outing out of anything sweet and just would prefer to be doused with soy sauce.
Honey. It's good for your skin because it has anti-inflammatory properties. Maple syrup seems stickier too. I wouldn't want that stuff in my hair.
@pepper: I make the best apple butter. If we all go to San Diego I will make a special jar of it for you. And by "special", I mean I'll dip a boob in it.

Honey, maple syrup smells funny.