Oh, BOY. McCain sent my family a PRE-PAID FEDEX ENVELOPE and asked us for money. I'm not sending him a check, but I DO want to send him something. WHAT DO I PUT IN THE ENVELOPE?!?!

I'd say send him two pennies, so his campaign loses money not only on the fed ex return envelope but also on paying a staffer to calculate a 2 cent deposit. The problem with that is that you will then end up on their mailing list and be bombarded with mailing until november.

an autographed picture of you in an obama tshirt, giving him the finger

@Machined - I love you and want to have your babies now...so we can kill them.

(please tell me you saw the baby killing convo about us wacky liberals)

I'm still waiting for my Ohhhhhhhhbama tshirt to come in the mail.

GLITTER!!!!

Send him a photocopy of your check to Obama's campaign. :D

I like the idea of glitter, except John McCain himself will obviously not be opening it.

My dad has done the brick thing. He's a well-known Democratic party official, and they really should know better.

Glitter is great though because it forces people to deal with the consequences of their actions for many years to come.

I suppose this is filed under all's fair in love and war..

4 cinder blocks

Lead shot. Uranium would be better, but that's frowned upon.

Chocolate! Everybody loves chocolate!

I'm thinking popsicles. Or frozen meat.

Val, your brain is amazing.

OH, or send sunscreen. Isn't he, like, festering in skin cancer?

A marriage proposal. Let him know that Republicans who can't pull themselves up by their own bootstraps make you HOT, and that you want to have his babies.

Birth control pills and condoms. You know, to help with his campaign's obvious issues listening to their own abstinence-only message.

And yes, lots and lots of glitter.

somebody needs to tell Obama that his backers are wealthy, because his donation forms begin at $15 rather than $100.

And in addition to condoms, you need to make and send an LOL Bristol with the caption "Abstinence: Ur doin it rong"

the glitter idea is a particularly naughty one because who ever opens that is going to have a helluva mess to clean up.

i say combine machined's idea with the glitter, plus maybe a few weighty objects to waste postage.

or: cat poo.

@henny: ...with GLITTER!

Val's idea may take the cake. I really, really love it.

I wonder how feasible it would be to mail a glitter brick.

A map of Hanoi.

no, put in a twenty dollar bill or two.

then go to the bank and report their serial numbers as stolen.

By sending something heavy, like a brick, wouldn't you just be contributing to the idiocy that is too much spending on campaigning? Rather you should type up a letter about how you refuse to send a brick because you will not participate in the rising costs of campaign funding. Or better yet just email a couple of people in the McCain camp telling them why you refuse to even make them pay for postage altogether.

How can I go about getting me one of these prepaid envelopes of fun?

I will POST one, too. Ugh, too much caffeine.