I'm gonna be really sad if I can't find someone to accompany me to this:

Celeb judges include Susser, Dean James Max, Clay Conley, Zach Bell, and Michelle Bernstein -- evidently there's some food involved somehow, and some vendors, and some music, and an after party at The Forge, and a D.J. Tickets are supposedly available now, at $20, and you can scoop them up HERE.

THE EVENT TAKES PLACE AT THE MIAMI SCIENCE MUSEUM

Anyhoo, here's the breakdown from our marketing mavens:

"The Iron Fork event will showcase some of Miami's most popular chefs as they face off in a head-to-head cooking competition that will be judged by local area celebrities. During the exciting cooking competition, guests will enjoy cocktails, live music, and food samplings from a number of the city's best restaurants. Tickets are $20 in advance at www.newtimesironfork.com, $25 at the door."

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MiamiNights.com actually comes in handy by covering something A. not hosted at The White Room, and B. that sounds actually interesting for once.

Clay Conley is a friggen hottie. I wonder if he's married....