"What Exactly Does The VP Do Everyday?" -Palin
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her next couple sentences are "I'm used to being very productive and working real hard in an administration. We want to make sure that that VP slot would be a fruitful type of position, especially for Alaskans and for the things that we're trying to accomplish up here for the rest of the U.S., before I can even start addressing that question."

In your case, just wear something low-cut, make sure your retarded kid gets enough graham crackers, and the president's diapers get changed. Or vice-versa.